DJ Dan Fango is back and this time he brought The Fresh Het along for the ride! Celebrating Metal Head Hippie’s Birthday in the old-school way with epic burns and vicious insults, set to a metal/rap crossover track. Just hop in your cart and drive away, BOOM
lyrics
Coming in hot on this one
What, did you expect a gift?
Maybe from russ, but from me it’s a kick
To the culdesac, can you imagine that?
It’s dragging on the ground with the slice and the rat
So you’re turning 58, does it infuriate?
Is it all a state of mind, or does it surprise you every time
That you urinate
You wearing diapers yet?
Wait - no, don’t answer that, I’m gonna throw this to Het
Where does it go ya where does it end
I got enough rhymes ta fill ya depends
I know what you’re thinking, I know where this goes
If you put me time-out, I’ll come on the show
Hippie like cake, Hippie like cake,
But the pumpkin pie? You can chuck in the face
The Lost Boys? Yeah all I hear is noise
Just hop in your cart and drive away
Boom - it’s your birthday Hippie
Boom - hip, slick and cool
Boom - happy birthday
Whatever trips your trigger
You know what I’m sayin?
Boom - it’s your birthday Hippie
Boom - hip, slick and cool
Boom - happy birthday
Boom buddy boom buddy boom buddy boom
A little bit of this, a little bit of that
When Hippie’s a goof you hang a three in the chat
Pew pew pew, You hear that old man?
I’m melting your face like iced tea from a can
Nineteen sixty-four, you ain’t young no more
Show your card to get your discount at the grocery store
Cause now you’re older - what
I said you’re older - what
Hard of hearing that’s okay because you’d probably forget
Boom - it’s your birthday Hippie
Boom - hip slicking and cool
Boom - happy birthday
Whatever trips your trigger
You know what I’m sayin?
Boom - it’s your birthday Hippie
Boom - hip slick and cool
Boom - happy birthday
Whatever trips your trigger Boom buddy boom buddy boom buddy boom
I’m down with ATV - yeah you know me
To bring down a moose you gotta take out the knee
Because bro you’re even older than sasparilla
Rolling into town as The Goof of Wasilla
Boom - it’s your birthday Hippie
Boom - hip slicking and cool
Boom - happy birthday
Whatever trips your trigger
You know what I’m sayin?
Boom - it’s your birthday Hippie
Boom - hip slick and cool
Boom - happy birthday
Whatever trips your trigger Boom buddy boom buddy boom buddy boom
credits
released June 4, 2022
Gary Hubbs - bass, rhythm guitar, drums, vocals
Hetriani - lead guitar, backing vocals
russ8889 - super-fat old-school hip-hop beat
All words and music copyright 2022